I got a pit BULL from a shelter, so my WHOLE life is CENTERED on this dog, and I've been writing a LOT of dog JOKES. I should probably give up now, because I'm writing jokes about my dog.

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I got a pit BULL from a shelter, so my WHOLE life is CENTERED on this dog, and I've been writing a LOT of dog JOKES. I should probably give up now, because I'm writing jokes about my dog.

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