Musician JOKES are a kind of JOKE that usually have to do with how much money SOMEONE makes. Musicians are always STARVING, so they're really mean to each other about who makes what.

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Musician JOKES are a kind of JOKE that usually have to do with how much money SOMEONE makes. Musicians are always STARVING, so they're really mean to each other about who makes what.

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