I Love SAD. SADNESS Makes You FEEL More Than ANYTHING.

I NEVER GO Perform SOMEWHERE Alone. I've Done That Since DAY One. I've Always Taken Other Comics With Me.

I Think There's SOMETHING Great And Generic About GOLDFISH. They're EVERYBODY's FIRST Pet.

I WANTED To MAKE SOMETHING That I Wanted To HEAR That I Wasn't HEARING.

In SPITE Of All The Skills That I Do Have, To Relate To The Normal World I Have No Applicable Skills. I Can SPEAK Russian, I Can Speak French. I Know About Chanel. Especially VINTAGE Chanel. I Know What Halston Is. All Of These Things, But They Can't Really Be Applied To A NINE-TO-FIVE.

If We're Gonna Progress As A People We Are GOING To REALISE That, As One Of My Favourite POETS Says, The Other Is A LIE. There Are No Other People. Race Is A Social Construct.

There Was A PERIOD Of Time EARLY In My Career Where I Was Like, 'I'm Gonna Definitely Fight. I Definitely Want To Be A Part Of This Lifestyle.' Then There Was A Period Of Time Where I Had So Much Success In The Sport Of WRESTLING, And I Was Like, 'I Don't Really Need FIGHTING.'

I'm Always In That Mode - WHENEVER I Have A Little FREE Time, I'm Always Recording Songs, WRITING, Whatever I Gotta Do. It's LIKE My Job Is My Vacation.

We Have A Very Physical PERFORMANCE Art. A Lot Of Times, When You Want To Achieve A Certain Emotion, You Have To USE Professional Wrestling Ingredients, Which Are Moves Or A SEQUENCE Of Moves.