If You EVER Start FEELING Like You Have The Goofiest, Craziest, Most Dysfunctional Family In The World, All You Have To Do Is Go To A State Fair. Because Five Minutes At The Fair, You'll Be Going, 'you Know, We're Alright. We Are Dang NEAR ROYALTY.'

Thank The Lord For A Mother Who Was A GENERAL As Well As A Latter-day Saint; Who Realized That It Was A Remarkable And Splendid Thing To Encourage A Boy To Do SOMETHING Besides Perhaps Milking COWS If He Was On A Farm, If He Had Ambitions Along ATHLETIC Lines.

The BEST THING You Can Do To An AUDIENCE Is To MAKE Them WORK.

Fear MAY Very Well Be A Caveman Fear Of The PREDATOR, Of The GIANT Lizard CHASING Them - Maybe That's What Steven Spielberg Connects With So Well In LOST World.

But In Answer To Your QUESTION About The Conspiracy ANGLE, I Think That Any Historian WORTH His Salt, And This Is Where I Fault Stephen Ambrose And A Lot Of These Guys Who Attack Me - Not All Of Life Is A Result Of Conspiracy By Any Means! ACCIDENT Occurs Alongside Conspiracy.

I Don't KNOW What I WOULD Do If I Didn't WRITE.

If We Were Brought To TRIAL For The CRIMES We Have COMMITTED Against Ourselves, Few WOULD Escape The Gallows.

Be IGNORANCE THY CHOICE, Where KNOWLEDGE LEADS To Woe.

I Was Watching Monster's Ball, Which Is A FABULOUS Movie. It's Just A Little Gem: Beautifully Shot, And Shot In A Way I Never Would Have Done. It MADE Me FEEL Very Old, Really, Because It Wasn't Eccentric For Its Own Sake, It Was Just Very ORIGINAL.

I TRY Not To Interpret Things Of The World Into A SINGLE Meaning. RATHER, I Try The OPPOSITE.