We all have STORIES for a REASON, and if we keep them to ourselves, I don't feel they would HELP ANYBODY.

Teenagers have a natural curiosity and are KEEN to CLOCK up experiences. What they NEED to be wary of is that some experiences may erode their sense of self and LEAD to a fragmentation of morals.

Sometimes you don't KNOW what you've GOT until you PUT it in FRONT of an audience - and the enthusiasm for the show from the audience has been just incredible.

I was the laziest person around. SUDDENLY, one DAY, I decided to become an actor. Thank God for that whimsical DECISION: ELSE, by now, I'd have been a 140-kilo, butter-chicken-bingeing hotelier.

To ATTEMPT to WRITE seriously is always, I feel, to fail - the disjunction between my beautifully sonorous, ACCURATE and PAINFULLY affecting mental content, and the leaden, halting SENTENCES on the page always seems a dreadful falling short.

Having SOON DISCOVERED to be great, I must appear so, and THEREFORE studiously avoided mixing in society, and wrapped myself in mystery, devoting my TIME to FASTING and prayer.

I've GOT more IMPORTANT things to THINK about. I've got a YOGURT to FINISH by today, the expiry date is today.

I'm AFRAID I'm not sufficiently inhibited about the things that other WOMEN are inhibited about for me. They FEEL that you've given away TRADE secrets.

It is important that students BRING a CERTAIN ragamuffin, BAREFOOT irreverence to their STUDIES; they are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.