I Definitely INVENTED The Everything Bagel. There's No DOUBT. It's Undeniable TRUTH. It's One Of Those Things That's 100% True, 50% Of The Time.

As For Memes, The Word 'meme' Is A Cliche, Which Is To SAY It's Already A Meme. We All Hear It All The Time, And Maybe We Even Have STARTED To Use It In Ordinary SPEECH. The Man Who INVENTED It Was Richard Dawkins, Who Was, Not Coincidentally, An Evolutionary Biologist. And He Invented It As An Analog For The Gene.

Of All Possible Debauches, Traveling Is The GREATEST That I Know; That's The One They Invented When They GOT TIRED Of All The OTHERS.

I Don't Think There's Any Music That You HEAR On The RADIO Today That Would Be Possible Without Jimi Hendrix. Rock, Blues-rock, Heavy Metal, Any GUITAR STUFF When You Get Right Down To It - Jimi Did It. He's Certainly The Guy Who Basically INVENTED The Blues-rock Genre For Guitar Players.

My Mother Often Mailed Me Articles From 'Reader's Digest' About Advances In DNA CHEMISTRY. No Matter How I Tried To Explain It To Her, She Never Grasped The Concept That I Could Have Been WRITING Those Articles, That Something I Had Invented Made Most Of Those DNA Discoveries Possible.

In 'Cosmicomics,' I Came CLOSE To Science FICTION - I Was INSPIRED By Cosmological Subjects And The Workings Of The Universe And INVENTED A CHARACTER Who Was A Sort Of Witness To Everything That Was Happening Inside The Solar System.

All The Best MUSICIANS Started Out In Church; Jesus INVENTED Rock 'n' ROLL.

In Fiction, Imaginary People Become Realer To Us Than Any Named Celebrity Glimpsed In A Series Of Rumored Events, Whose CAUSES And Subtler Ramifications MUST Remain In The Dark. An Invented FIGURE Like Anna Karenina Or Emma Bovary Emerges Fully Into The Light Of UNDERSTANDING, Which Brings With It Identification, Sympathy And Pity.

I OFFER Detailed But MOSTLY INVENTED Narratives About The Provenance Of My BOOKS.

The Swedish Engineer Who INVENTED The Zip Fastener Made A Greater Intellectual Leap Than MANY Scientists Do In A LIFETIME.