I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a DOG. And I went up to her, we started TALKING. She told me her dog's NAME. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
Author - Demetri Martin Subject - Funny
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