You Know, I Agree With PRESIDENT Obama That In Iraq And Afghanistan, At Some Point In TIME, We Have To Take The Training Wheels Off And We Have To Allow Those COUNTRIES To STAND On Their Own Two FEET.

I Daily Disconnect And Read A Good Book Or Listen To A Good Sermon Or CALL A Friend Or My Mom And Talk On The Phone With My Feet Up. I Also TAKE BATHS With BATH Salts That I Make Myself.

Watch Me, And I Only REALLY Like The BALL Into Feet. I Don't Like RUNNING In BEHIND So MUCH.

The First Few Weeks Of Joining WEIGHT Watchers, You're Just FINDING Your FEET.

A MAN Is As Old As His Arteries And His Interests. If He Permits His Economic, Religious, Or Social Arteries To Harden, Or Loses Interest In WHATEVER Concerns Mankind... He Will Need Only Six FEET Of EARTH.

You Can't Work In A STEEL Mill And Think Small. GIANT Converters Hundreds Of Feet HIGH. Every Night, The Sky Looked Enormous. It Was A Torrent Of Flames - Of Fire. The Place That Pittsburgh USED To Be Had Such Scale.

I Thought I Was Grounded. I Thought From My Kinda Blue-collar Outlook On Life That I Would Call Myself A Grounded Person. I Was Not. I Was LIKE A Balloon Flying Around In The Air. And As Soon As Our FIRST Child Was Born, Boom - My Feet Came RIGHT Down To The Ground.

Boys Are Easy. I Mean, There Are Just A Lot Of Bruises When They're Young. With Boys, You Get A Lot Of ACCIDENTAL Jabs In The Eye And STEPPING On Your Feet, And Those Tantrums They CAUSE When They Don't WANT To Leave The TOY Store.

My FATHER WORKS For Xerox And Fixes Those Gigantic COPY MACHINES That Are About 10 FEET Wide.

I REALLY Wanted To Be On Six FEET Under As A CORPSE. That WOULD Be Hysterical.