Indeed, Wretched The Man WHOSE FAME MAKES His MISFORTUNES FAMOUS.

Half The PEOPLE THINK I Write Obama's Speeches; The Other Half Think I'm On 'Entourage.' So I'm At The Level Of Fame Where People Kind Of KNOW Who I Am, But They CONFUSE Me With Other People.

These THINGS Were Happening In My Life Where I Was Like, 'Man, I Wish My Pops Was Here To SEE This.' I Never Had Those Thoughts Before FAME, When My Life Was Just A REGULAR Life. I Wasn't Saying, 'I Wish My Dad Could Be Around And See Me Working At Applebee's.'

I Just Like PEOPLE. I'll Hold A CONVERSATION At A GAS STATION. It's Not About The Fame And The Fortune, I Just Like People.

First Of All, Plain And Simple, You Have No Real Idea Of What It MEANS To Be FAMOUS Until You BECOME Famous. It's A Double-edged Sword. Obviously There Are A Lot Of Amazing Things About Fame, But There Are ALSO A Lot Of CHALLENGING Things About It.

Fame Is A LOT Of FUN, But It's Not INTERESTING. I LOVED Being NOTICED And Praised, Even The Banquets. But They Didn't Have Anything That I Wanted. After About Six Months, I Found It Boring.

The Songwriters Hall Of FAME, That's The One All The Big-time Writers Get Into, The Really GREAT STUFF, The Broadway Stuff And All That. That Would Be SOMETHING, To Get Your Name In There.

I THINK FAME Comes From Actually Doing Something BIG With Your Career.

Marlins Park Is What I Call My OFFICE In Miami, Because I Work For The Venezuelan Museum Of BASEBALL And Hall Of Fame. My JOB Is To Go To All The MLB Stadiums And To Talk To And Collect Articles From All The Venezuelan PLAYERS In The Big Leagues And Those Americans That PLAYED In Venezuela.