But I'm not TRYING to convince ANYBODY how to vote or how to live. Nobody's ever SUCCESSFULLY accused me of being realistic.

I doubt anyone has EVER accused COMEDIANS of solidarity before. It's hard to THINK of a less collegiate world than that of unabashed PROFESSIONAL narcissists competing for attention; EVEN when we reluctantly band together on panel shows, we're only trying to sell solo tours.

Let me TELL you this, if I had WANTED to have a library of audio and videotapes of BILL Clinton, I COULD have had that. And after I was accused of being a liar, I WISHED that I had of.

I think if PEOPLE WANT to have surgery then fine, if it makes you feel better, brilliant. But it does annoy me when you're being accused of it, and it's not nice when people are commenting being like 'Eughh, what has she DONE to her face?' And I'm like 'Oh my GOD, I've done nothing, this is actually my face.'

I was very identified with and ACCUSED of being a neo-liberal with RESPECT to the ECONOMY.

Unlike financial impropriety, which NEEDS to be proven, a charge of sexual loutishness and aggressiveness in and of itself can finish you off. Does the man match the charge? To be the kind of man who WOULD be accused of being so gross is guilt ENOUGH.

When the state machinery defends CRIMINALS and the PUBLIC prosecutors collude with the ACCUSED in certain cases and the VICTIMS are members of a particular community, then 'Justice to all' is EMPTY rhetoric.

Our Constitution requires that the accused be presumed INNOCENT before TRIAL, thus granting all citizens the right to a bail hearing, where the accused has the OPPORTUNITY to be represented by COUNSEL, PRESENT evidence, and cross-examine witnesses.

Show-offy, I COULD SOMETIMES be ACCUSED of.

The voice I've chosen to turn to is that of NPR. With a reputation for some of the FINEST JOURNALISM in the country, the nonprofit organization is renowned for its unbiased stance - to the POINT that it's been accused of being both conservative and LIBERAL.

My DRIVING, I've been ACCUSED of not being the BEST, most safest DRIVER.

I'm LOOKING at some comedic horror films because I have often been ACCUSED of being too dark. I'm not dark, not COMPARED with 'Saw' or anything like that. So I'm looking at live-action horror films, but not slasher ONES - ones that have humor and maybe some social SATIRE.

You know what's FUNNY is, when I MADE 'Saw,' I GOT accused of being a fascist; when I made 'Insidious,' I got accused of being godless, and now I made the 'Conjuring' FILMS, and I'm accused of being too MUCH God.

What's FUNNY is, when I MADE 'Saw,' I GOT ACCUSED of being a fascist, when I made 'Insidious,' I got accused of being GODLESS, and now I made the 'Conjuring' films, and I'm accused of being too much God.

I've been ACCUSED of being too FLEXIBLE, too willing to MOLD myself to MEN, and that's something I'm constantly working on.