Why should we TAKE ADVICE on sex from the pope? If he KNOWS ANYTHING about it, he shouldn't!

The Iraq war was always a long shot. But it was made immeasurably LONGER by its PRINCIPAL architects in WASHINGTON, including Douglas Feith, who ignored EXPERT advice, reserved most of their effort for fighting each other in ideological battles, and regarded the Iraqi people as an afterthought.

My Mum ALWAYS SAYS to have fun; remember that fashion is about fun, and that is the most IMPORTANT THING because sometimes, people TAKE it very seriously. Great advice to remember!

There's a verse in the Bible: 'Those who are BARREN have more CHILDREN than those who give BIRTH.' There are young people all over the WORLD who come to me for advice and love. I have all the children I can HANDLE.

I have yet to hear a man ASK for ADVICE on how to combine MARRIAGE and a career.

My BIGGEST PIECE of advice when it comes to bullying is to have an OPEN COMMUNICATION about it.

To our enemies all over the world who PLAN America's DEMISE, please take my ADVICE. GIVE up now. No matter what, you will lose. You will lose it all.

The TRUE secret of GIVING ADVICE is, after you have honestly given it, to be PERFECTLY indifferent whether it is taken or not, and never persist in trying to set people right.

The experienced writer SAYS to the anguished novice: 'Just do it; GET something, ANYTHING, on to the SCREEN or page, just establish a flow of words, and criticise them later.' You give this advice but can't ALWAYS take it.

If you WISH to spare yourself and your venerable family, GIVE heed to my ADVICE with the EAR of intelligence. If you do not, you will see what God has willed.

Remember this, FOLKS - I am a Hillbilly, and I don't always Bet the same way I talk. Good advice is one THING, but smart GAMBLING is QUITE ANOTHER.

A WORD of advice: your interview is about you. It's not about the school you went to, what you majored in, what your GPA was, or who your parents happen to be or know. Most of that STUFF is RIGHT on your resume, and it might even have gotten you into the room, but it won't GET you MUCH farther.

My advice to a new husband is nothing more than 'husbands, love your wives.' And 'love your wife as Christ has loved the church.' NEVER FORGET that you are Christ's representative in SERVING your wife.

If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's COUNSELING; if you can use EITHER one, it's a MIRACLE.

I'll tell you one THING: Don't ever GIVE ANYBODY your best ADVICE, because they're not going to follow it.