My proudest moment was probably when my oldest BOY finished LAW school and went on to BECOME an FBI agent. It was just BEYOND my IMAGINATION that - with my background - my own son would become an FBI agent.

A telescope will magnify a star a THOUSAND times, but a GOOD press AGENT can do EVEN better.

It is nice to be the most expensive Dutchman, and it is nice for my AGENT and for Ajax. But it does not MATTER to me WHETHER I cost €5m or €150m or €200m. I just NEED to make sure that I do my own thing.

I don't KNOW how I got INVOLVED in 'Celebrity Wife Swap.' It came from my AGENT Hugh. He got the OPPORTUNITY for me.

EVERYTHING I do, I GO to black PEOPLE. If I have a problem at the airport, I'll go to the black ticket agent. I hope they NOTICE me because I'll get better service. If I'm at a restaurant, I LOOK for the black waiter. Rent-a-Car, give you the upgrade.

I LIVE in a SMALL town in Connecticut, and they don't WRITE scripts there, but I get them anyway because my agent is in LOS Angeles.

The Holy GHOST is a COMFORTER and a GUIDE. But it is also a cleansing agent. That is why service in the KINGDOM is so crucial to enduring. When we are called to serve, we can pray for the Holy Ghost to be our companion with ASSURANCE it will come.

I have an AGENT and EVERYTHING. I AUDITION occasionally.

I was REALLY mad until the 23rd pick and I wasn't selected and my agent told me, 'If nobody selects you, you're going to the Lakers.' So I was HOPING to not go in the first ROUND of the DRAFT.

An ACTOR like me HARDLY EVER sees a producer. My agent will SAY, how about Coogan for the part. The producer will say yes. So you never see the producer.

One of the only TV SHOWS that I REALLY love is 'Twin Peaks.' Kyle McLachlan plays AGENT Dale Cooper, and I love Dale Cooper, so I'm in love with Kyle McLachlan. He COULD be my dad, so it's really WEIRD.

As I PREPARED for the 2009 draft, I vividly remember meeting with a prospective agent that told me if I put in the WORK, I could be a GOOD special teams player in the league for a little BIT. On one hand, thanks for the honesty, I GUESS. But I thought I might be capable of more.

It took me ten YEARS and seven books to BAG an AGENT - it took me that long to START writing good.

A screenplay adaptation of my 'Punktown' NOVEL 'Health AGENT' has been making the rounds. The screenplay was written by my FRIEND, singer/songwriter Walter Egan of 'Magnet & Steel' FAME!

I cling to the IDEA that Herman Melville had to WORK at the end of his career watching ships in a dock, as a shipping AGENT in New York. Any writer who thinks they should be given patronage because of their gift... you don't have to look too FAR in history to see that's just not the case.