I lost EVERYTHING when they PUT us in prison. I was an ENEMY alien, a MAN without a COUNTRY.

Okay, let's talk about CARTOON labels for HALF a second - some PEOPLE think anything with a dog or a car or a colorful alien is GARBAGE, which is not true. Look at Big Moose Red. It's, like, a $6 wine with a cheesy label, and it's actually a solid wine.

I WISH I was as SMART as Jeff Bezos. He's just a large-brained SPACE ALIEN.

Space exploration promised US alien life, lucrative planetary MINING, and FABULOUS lunar colonies. News flash, LADIES and gents: Space is nearly empty. It's a sterile vacuum, filled mostly with the JUNK we put up there.

We do stigmatise TEENS a LOT and SEE them as SCARY and ALIEN.

The Jacques Cousteau shows ACTUALLY GOT me very EXCITED about the fact that there's an alien WORLD here on EARTH.

When 'Blade Runner' came out, and especially, even ACTUALLY when 'Alien' came out, it KIND of changed how all science fiction movies were designed after that. And that was a really great THING. Now we're watching a LOT of movies that are Xeroxes of Xeroxes of Xeroxes of Xeroxes of 'Blade Runner.'

There are some BEAUTIFUL creatures in the OCEAN that SEEM very alien at the same time.

I'm just Jeffree. EVERYONE CALLS me he/she/whatever they WANT to CALL me; I'm an ALIEN.

We haven't DONE such a great job, so I don't know why God couldn't have started over somewhere else. I don't NECESSARILY believe in aliens coming to the States, and I don't buy into the GOVERNMENT cover-up.

The problem with Alien VOICES 'was we had four really TERRIFIC years. And then it began to be about selling: Simon & Schuster WANTED whatever, 40,000 units sold a year.'

I LOVE 'Alien' and 'Blade RUNNER' and '2001.'

I've done a COUPLE of conferences where you sit and SIGN autographs for people, and then you have PHOTOGRAPHS taken with them and a lot of them all dressed up in alien suits or 'Doctor Who' whatevers. I was terrified of doing it because I thought they'd all be loonies, but they are absolutely, TOTALLY charming as anything. It's great fun.

I won TWO Golden Globes, and there was a long, long period in between the WINS. That might be explained by the fact that when I first won the AWARD, for '3rd Rock on the Sun,' I satirically compared aliens on the SHOW to the Foreign Press Association. And they did not take that well.