It's not only teenagers who think they LOOK GOOD in pre-holed jeans, and I doubt it's only the superannuated who are amused by Ant and Dec.

You cannot EXERCISE and be AMUSED about it. You cannot integrate the DYING bug into your core workout and hold to the POSITION that you are a spiritual being. In this way, the body and the mind are each other's opposite unto death, which is why you have to choose which of them you are GOING to follow.