The trouble with WRITING for the web is that writing is about getting PEOPLE to forget they're reading. Anything that reminds them they are reading, or which annoys or distracts them, bounces them out of the world. And the web, it seems to me, is all bounce. A very, very DIFFICULT MEDIUM to write for.

It really annoys me when the light turns GREEN, and you're BEHIND SOMEBODY, and they're just sitting there looking at the light for about 15, 20 SECONDS.

The fact that I've lived this long is not really an ACHIEVEMENT. Time PASSES; we age... it's natural. This is why it annoys me when a person WATCHES a movie and tells me that it was 'time pass.' Would time not have PASSED if he hadn't watched the FILM?

It really annoys me when magazines put up these 'superwomen' with the perfect blow-dry, the perfect LIFE - but NOTHING's perfect. People have a whole BUNCH of PROBLEMS and it's how MANY solutions you can find to those problems as to how happy you are.

The ACT of littering annoys me more than anything, PARTICULARLY drivers who THROW STUFF out of the car WINDOW.

I knew nothing about wrestling! Sometimes that's a great THING, and sometimes that really annoys PEOPLE in this industry but that's the truth. I had no clue how to WRESTLE. I had to LEARN everything, absolutely everything. To START from the bottom.