We crucify ourselves between TWO thieves: regret for YESTERDAY and fear of TOMORROW.

I was born technically in D.C., and then my FAMILY moved to the Columbia area when I was in ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. It was right on the line between Clarksville and Columbia in Howard County. I REMEMBER it being just like a peaceful, safe atmosphere. I always felt connected to the woods and that whole suburban feel.

Some of the most disturbing, sick RELATIONSHIPS I've witnessed are between long-time FRIENDS, and especially mothers and DAUGHTERS.

Comics are a dying art. If you ASK a little kid to choose between a video GAME with insane graphics or COMIC books... you have to compete with CABLE, satellite TV with its thousands of channels, and with video GAMES that are like movies, with CGI explosions where you can blow up worlds.

A GOOD marriage would be between a BLIND WIFE and a deaf husband.

I don't love PHOTOSHOP; I LIKE imperfection. It doesn't mean UGLY. I love a girl with a gap between her TEETH, versus perfect white veneers. Perfection is just... boring. Perfect is what's natural or real; that is BEAUTY.

Luck is a very thin wire between survival and disaster, and not MANY people can KEEP their BALANCE on it.

I'm on my VERSION of the protein DIET, but there ain't no protein in it. It's a Krispy Kreme doughnut between two Cinnabons. And you soak it overnight in Red BULL. Then you chase it with a Snickers.

While COMMERCIALS INTERRUPT consumers' enjoyment of a TV PROGRAM, SOCIAL media allows video to enter the conversation between FRIENDS in a non-intrusive way with an opt-in choice.

There's a difference between LUST and passionate love. Lust can't just creep in. You'll not find it where true love exists, but it has power enough to shatter the WORLD you've worked so hard to create with love, and sometimes, it SUDDENLY changes how you perceived love to BEGIN with. Love then doesn't LIVE there anymore.

The most IMPORTANT 6 inches on the BATTLEFIELD is between your EARS.

I don't have a pet, but I dream of someday getting a pug DOG whom I will NAME Croque Monsieur so that I may alternate between calling him Croque, Monsieur or his FULL name: Croque Monsieur. I'll more than likely only use his FIRST and last name most often when he's been bad.

Acting is an imaginative EXERCISE. It would be odd if you didn't TRY to identify with the roles you play, but I THINK I can differentiate between where my IMAGINATION is leading me and where I ACTUALLY am.

In any CHARACTER you are GIVEN to play, be it evil/good/whatever character, you begin with SELF. You examine yourself and ruthlessly SEE similarities between you and the devil, or between you and the dictator, or between you and the kind man.

There are precedents for what happens when societies allow the DIVIDE between RICH and POOR to get so huge that it stops being funny and starts becoming a sick, blood-boiling joke. If you had a Tardis, you could go back to 1917 and ASK the Russian royal FAMILY how it was all going.