If you could bottle that SPECIAL FEELING you sometimes get in a DRESSING room just before a MATCH, you'd be a BILLIONAIRE.

Music is only special when it's coming from a GENUINE place - it's just ENERGY trapped in a BOTTLE.

We had a thing there where you could turn in - it was some sort of recycling program - the bottle caps of RC Cola. You'd turn in 12 of them, and you'd get a TICKET to see a movie. That's how I STARTED going to the movies. Running around the NEIGHBORHOOD looking for bottle caps. We were like little scavengers.

I don't THINK it serves ANYONE to BOTTLE EMOTIONS.

One does not contemplate it like a PICTURE. The idea of contemplation disappears completely. SIMPLY TAKE note that it's a bottle rack, or that it's a bottle rack that has changed its destination... It's not the visual question of the readymade that counts; it's the fact that it EXISTS, even.

I WOULD rise, monk-like, at 6 A.M., SPEAK to no one, make tea, and go IMMEDIATELY to my desk from which I didn't move until frills appeared around the edges of my EYES or I heard the sound of a wine bottle being uncorked. It would give the wrong impression to describe these as Writing DAYS.

I TOOK a BOTTLE of PILLS. I'd been in Europe and I had a lot of absinthe and I was just drinking and drinking, trying to, you know, just shut my body down.

I sit AROUND for ages waiting for INSPIRATION. Then when I get an idea, I want to go with it and get SOMETHING as quickly as possible. It's LIKE catching a fly in a bottle. I'll play with drums for a bit, then the piano for a bit, play the GUITAR.

It's been said that Generation X should get a LIFE. Well, in 'Bottle ROCKET,' they get a life of crime. Or at LEAST TRY.

The fact that I live in New YORK, a CITY that thrives on accessibility, might explain why I was SLOW to GRASP the APPEAL of Alexa. Here we have bodegas on every corner, most open 24 hours, in case you need to pick up a roll of toilet paper or a bottle of hot sauce in the middle of the night.

One of my most EXCITING SATURDAY NIGHTS was just me and a bottle of WINE and a crochet book.

For the READERS out there, if your girlfriend SAYS she's having a girls' weekend, do not SHOW up with a bottle of rose. No one wants to SEE your face there.

Once I learned that some hydrating oil or cream was GOOD for my hair, I thought I should use a LOT. So I poured PRACTICALLY a bottle on my HEAD once and learned real fast that more isn't always BETTER. I was so greasy, and it ruined my texture!

There is, I think, far too much GUILT generally in SOCIETY around parenthood, about whether or not you breastfeed or whether or not you bottle feed. We know the evidence is very strong in favour of breastfeeding and the benefits of that, but it shouldn't mean we make PEOPLE feel bad if they can't do that for some REASON.

Selling wine is all about sizing PEOPLE up, and it takes a certain AMOUNT of chutzpah. The tableside BOTTLE sell is a very funny thing - you take a look at the guy's blazer, what KIND of shoes he's wearing, what kind of BROAD he's with. Is he trying to be a hero?