This occasional SPORTS columnist, who has been to his share of SUPER Bowls, had been glad to be home on Super BOWL Sunday, but the scary commercials made me want to be in the melee of the arena, where you are not AWARE of commercials.

As a bowler it's a strange feeling when you start running through a team. You get that one wicket under your belt and SUDDENLY you start running in feeling loose, feeling relaxed and THINKING about what you WANT to bowl rather than focusing on trying to FORCE that wicket.

We all LIVE in a televised GOLDFISH BOWL.

I have a playlist on YOUTUBE of guided meditations, I have meditation books, my CRYSTALS and CRYSTAL sound-healing BOWL.

I'm a busy mom and I'm a big snacker throughout the DAY, so I'll do EVERYTHING from LEFTOVERS from what my children did not eat, whether that's like a half BOWL of cereal or a BANANA or whatever.

For LUNCH, I usually have a burrito or burrito-style bowl with RICE, beans, a LITTLE CHEESE, avocado, and tomato.

The next MVP of the SUPER Bowl is just as LIKELY to have been a full-time grocery store bagger last YEAR as a Heisman TROPHY WINNER.

Tools can RULE men sooner than they EXPECT; the plow makes MAN the lord of the garden but ALSO the refugee from the dust BOWL.

My goals for my career are a COUPLE of Pro Bowls, a SUPER Bowl. I NEVER won a championship in college or HIGH SCHOOL, so I want to be a Super Bowl champion.

I played in Kent's triumphant Second XI Trophy final TEAM LAST SEASON, ironically against Hampshire 2nds at the Rose Bowl last SEPTEMBER, finishing with 2-17 off six overs.

In my world - advertising - the SUPER Bowl is judgment day. If politicians have ELECTION Day and HOLLYWOOD has the OSCARS, advertising has the Super Bowl.

I've done a NUMBER of Super BOWL ads. And that is the best advertising of the YEAR. That is when people REALIZE they're going to be compared directly against other ads.

I THINK when you have a National Championship Game, a Super Bowl, a Final FOUR, a World SERIES, I don't see why there is any reason to PICK out one individual as the MVP because it is about a team winning a championship. Maybe that best explains what I believe in at the CORE in my work as a broadcaster.

I GOT a chance to host the 'Late Late SHOW' for two nights before they hired Craig Ferguson. I ENJOYED it, but nothing can replace the thrill of calling an NFC CHAMPIONSHIP game or a Super Bowl or a WORLD Series.

You can let the SIZE of the crowd, when you do Super Bowl, overwhelm you if you want, and that opening on CAMERA is one of the most intense, awkward FEELINGS you can EVER have.