All the WORLD is BIRTHDAY cake, so take a PIECE, but not too much.

My MUM was my primary school cook which was handy because she used to give me extra portions. After school me and my BROTHER used to go in the KITCHEN and wait for her there, and she used to give us a bit of CAKE and things.

The most DANGEROUS FOOD is WEDDING CAKE.

I've been REALLY, really fortunate, everything from football on has been icing on the cake, so I'm LIVING my DREAM.

I WOULD say some of the FOOD I talk about that I REALLY enjoy, like cake and BACON, I eat a lot less than I portray in my act. But that stuff that I dislike, it's pretty sincere.

Having a birthday cake squashed into your FACE by young KIDS? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining CHILDISH is a TREMENDOUS state of innocence.

You SEE in COMEDY - PERFORMANCE is the cake and DIALOGUE is like the icing on that cake.

I just love switching stuff off and GOING for a RUN, or SITTING down and eating cake.

If I've made SOMETHING REALLY serene... well, if EVERYTHING is like that, it's like having too MUCH icing on your cake. You need something else under it, some kind of grounding. It's like if you're making a film, you can't have only happy moments, or else they become MEANINGLESS.

I eat small portions of crisps, SWEETS, chocolate, pizza, chicken, CAKE, doughnuts, ICE cream, noodles and pop tarts all day long, so I get PRETTY upset when people accuse me of being anorexic.

I'd PREFER to cook for friends at home than go to a restaurant. My mum is a feeder and I get it from her - I KNOW when I visit her there will be THREE different types of home-made cake WAITING for me.

People are USED to seeing me with Sue but for Sue and me, the most important thing is always going to be our friendship. We were mates at university - very close mates - LONG before we did any telly. The work is like a nice little CHERRY on the CAKE.