I'm not one of those COMPLICATED, mixed-up CATS. I'm not LOOKING for the secret to life... I just GO on from day to day, taking what comes.
Read MoreIf I'm to be an 'ist' then, like Bobby Kennedy, I'm probably more of a FREE market capitalist than an environmentalist. Rather than WANTING to tell people to be less bad, I'm SAYING let's make it FAIR across the board and stop subsidizing the big heavy-polluting fat cats, let's make it a level playing FIELD.
Read MoreWhen I was a young BOY, I preferred CATS to dogs. From the age of seven or EIGHT onwards I just FELT more comfortable with cats. And I felt more comfortable with girls, I didn't really like HANGING out with guys. When I was about ten or eleven, I was friendlier with the girls in my school than with the guys.
Read MoreIt's like that Simpsons joke - they're filming a cow in a movie and they go, 'OK, we'll tape a BUNCH of cats together to make a cow', and it's like, 'Why don't you just use a cow?'. For some REASON that is NOVEL - like, 'Oh, my GUITAR sounds like a piano and now if I can just get my piano to SOUND like my guitar'.
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