I have an elbow that bends the wrong WAY, and I'd do things like stand in an elevator and the doors would close, and I'd pretend that my ARM had got caught in it, and then I'd scream, 'Ow, ow, PUT it back!'

We are the most powerful NATION on EARTH. No external power, no TERRORIST organization, can defeat us. But we can defeat ourselves by GETTING caught in a quagmire.

I was born into an artistic FAMILY, and they UNDERSTOOD me. But they were really worried, because some of the STUFF I did was dangerous. If I'd been CAUGHT without the veil with a shaved HEAD, I don't know what would have happened.

For 'Portillo's Hidden History of Britain,' I arranged to meet MEN and women who were WITNESSES to history - ordinary PEOPLE who were caught up in EXTRAORDINARY events.

Who'd have THOUGHT the Frisbee WOULD have CAUGHT on?

We get caught up in all the stress - 'Got to do this, is this the right THING for me to do?' - but what about the thing you want to do? That's what'll keep you YOUNG. It's empowering, not BECOMING a PRISONER of some other person's idea of what you should be.

On 'CSI: NY,' the AUDIENCE KNEW I was a really GOOD guy, and I caught the BAD guy.

Scott Brown MAY be the last Republican to WIN a statewide fight in Massachusetts for a very long TIME. He CAUGHT the machine flat-footed in January 2010 when he out-hustled Martha Coakley and stole the Senate seat Ted Kennedy held all those years. And SINCE then, the Democrats haven't lost a single statewide fight.

A society that does not CORRECTLY interpret and appreciate its past cannot understand its PRESENT fortunes and adversities and can be caught unawares in a FAST CHANGING world.

I've been caught in parachute pants. And on my high school yearbook, they used the wrong picture. They were SUPPOSED to use the picture of me with a nice suit on. They used me with my collar flipped up, in a fuchsia and WHITE striped shirt. I blame PRINCE and Michael Jackson in the Eighties for that.

I am so lucky to have really GOOD parents. They didn't hesitate to let us go to L.A. They didn't hesitate, because they KNEW that they raised their kids the right way: to be ABLE to live by themselves and not GET caught up by L.A.

But don't get caught out there looking GOOFY. It's weird. When you do something that stinks, it's going to last forever on the Internet. There's always someone in the audience with a camera phone and if you're not 100%, you're going to be WATCHING yourself on YouTube.

Don't get too caught up in the typical IDEAS of what MAKES a good drummer. Those things are sort of unattainable, and they're not ALWAYS creatively your most USEFUL things to know.

I NEVER WANT to GET caught up in PRAISES. Never want to get caught up in PEOPLE telling me how good I am.

One of the THINGS you get CAUGHT up as a coach is THINKING SHORT-TERM.