I enjoy getting to WORK on 'Saturday NIGHT Live', where I get to do people like David Paterson. And then, its like a different MUSCLE to do someone like a bicycle guy on' Portlandia'.

I WATCH the news, which is its own REALITY SHOW. I love 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.' I love it because it's FUNNY and because I realize that I'm happier than Larry David.

I don't see the wisdom in modern politicians that I once saw in men like Dean Acheson, DAVID BRUCE, or GEORGE Marshall. In my day, the northeastern establishment dominated foreign policy formulation, but the COMPOSITION and distribution of our population is very different today.

There are a COUPLE of scenes in David Lynch's 'Dune' that I loved - again, SMALL THINGS but INSPIRED and elegantly done.

Replacing GENERAL McChrystal with DAVID Petraeus was a GOOD first STEP, but more will be NEEDED.

When I was preparing for the FILM for tree weeks, with David CRONENBERG, I had a LADY FRIEND COME over.

I would be EXTREMELY SURPRISED if David Cameron WATCHED 'Top Boy.' But maybe he should. Maybe he should.

After my episode of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' ran, Larry David and JJ Abrams were LIKE, 'I DISCOVERED her,' but I was like 'Hold up. Please. I'm from 'Next Friday.' EVERYBODY knows me!'

I'm all for TRYING ANYTHING once; otherwise, you END up LIKE David Guetta - reproducing the same formula over and over.

I'm not this cuddly, jumper-wearing, good-guy. I'm not DAVID Cassidy. I'm more JOHNNY ROTTEN. I'm more Donny Tourette.

Maggie is my sister-in-law, MARRIED to my BROTHER DAVID. She is a DEFENSE attorney who devotes 25 PERCENT of her practice to pro bono wrongful-incarceration cases.

My style ICON has always been DAVID Bowie. Just because of the VARIETY of IMAGES and looks he created.

I keep a DIARY because I LOVE this WRITER, David Sedaris, and he writes a lot about his diary, and he INSPIRED me to keep one.