How do you KNOW antiquity was FOOLISH? How do you know the PRESENT is WISE? Who MADE it foolish? Who made it wise?

Do you know how many companies have WANTED me to do an energy DRINK for them because I named my book 'Crush It!'? It might be fun one day, but right now I THINK it would undermine the PERSONAL brand I've built.

I mean, there's nothing wrong with a BIT of GLAM, but do you know what? I'm not BOTHERED about GETTING a reservation in the latest restaurant.

I had been to the South MANY times and I THOUGHT I KNEW what the South was, but not until you live with people and live through their LIVES do you know what it's really about.

Do you KNOW because I TELL you so, or do you know, do you know.

I think, you KNOW, when you're an actor who's had periods of UNEMPLOYMENT, it makes you feel really good to have a JOB - to say that you're expected SOMEWHERE, do you know what I mean?

Do you know what kills me? The cropped hats. The beanies that are rolled up PAST your EARS, in the summer as WELL! There's no function to it.

This is what I would say to my pupil: 'You have BECOME only your fame and left behind most of who you were. How are you going to deal with that? Will you LOSE that person FOREVER? Have you become someone else without REALLY knowing it? Do you always have to stay in character for people to like you? Do you know that you are in character?'.

Do you KNOW what we are those of US who count as pillars of SOCIETY? We are society's TOOLS, neither more nor less.

Do you KNOW why Albert Camus was so PROLIFIC? He WROTE to KEEP from screaming.

I had TEACHERS who said I was not good ENOUGH. So, I said I will become good enough. So I BECAME this guy who became obsessed to become good enough. Now I SIT down and tell PEOPLE who I was. Now, I say, 'Do you know who I am?'

We were watching 'Madagascar' and Carmen asked me, she said, 'Is the zebra a boy or a girl?' and I said, 'He's a boy,' and she said 'How do you KNOW?' and I said, 'Because I know him. I ACTUALLY know all the actors that are doing the voices.' And she looks at me and she's like, 'You know a zebra? You know a TALKING zebra?'

I KNOW I've SAID, 'Do you know what I mean?' an AWFUL lot, and every TIME I've said it, I've cringed inside.

Do you KNOW the only VALUE LIFE has is what life PUTS on itself?

I believe in SEX on a first date. OTHERWISE, how do you KNOW if a second date is worth the EFFORT?