Follow me AROUND. I don't care. If anybody WANTS to put a tail on me, GO AHEAD. They'd be very bored.

I don't like to share my PERSONAL LIFE... it wouldn't be personal if I shared it.

I don't TALK about MONEY.

I THINK I'll ALWAYS be a HOPELESS ROMANTIC.

TEXTING is a fundamentally sneaky FORM of COMMUNICATION, which we should DESPISE, but it is such a boon we don't CARE. We are all sneaks now.

SWEAT EQUITY is the BEST equity.

I don't CARE if I don't ACT ANYMORE.

You NEED fans in high places, I always tell PEOPLE. I don't CARE how TALENTED you are.

Marriage is an ongoing THING, man. You CONTINUE to work at it. But it's JOYFUL. And joyous. I don't care if people are LIVING without a marriage certificate. It's just about people, in some way, saying to each other, 'I commit to you. I will HELP you in this life.'

I don't CARE what I do - ACT, stand-up, WRITE, direct - it doesn't MATTER as LONG as I'm being creative and it's good work.

My parents didn't WANT to move to FLORIDA, but they TURNED sixty and that's the law.

As long as my face is on PAGE one, I don't CARE what they SAY about me on page SEVENTEEN.

I don't care if PEOPLE THINK I am an overactor, as LONG as they enjoy what I do. People who think that WOULD call Van Gogh an overpainter.

ENGAGE your BRAIN before you engage your WEAPON.

I love what I do and the music I make and the BANDS I've done, especially FALL Out BOY. I also love what I love, and I don't CARE if other people like it.