As a precocious TEEN I dreamed of being Graham Greene. WELL, as it turned out, I never WROTE a great novel, sadly, and I never converted to Catholicism, happily, but I did do one THING he did. That is, in middle age I moved to a seaside town and got into a right barney with the local powers-that-be.
Read MoreI never in my wildest IMAGINATION DREAMED that I WOULD somehow BECOME a sports commentator.
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