I was drinking so MUCH COFFEE and RED Bull just to keep going it SCREWED me.

When you drink fluoridated water, you're drinking liquid Prozac. You drink ENOUGH of it, even though it's a SMALL amount, drink it for DECADES and decades and what does Prozac do to you? It dumbs you down; it makes you docile.

I first fell in love with comedy when I'd VISIT my granny as a kid. Trips to her house meant staying up LATE DRINKING COCA-COLA and watching 'Saturday Night Live'.

That I be not as those are who SPEND the day in COMPLAINING of HEADACHE and the night in drinking the WINE which gives the headache!

I dare not drink before a gig because I'll get TIRED and BLOW it. So I have to SIT drinking TEA in a CARAVAN.

Once I GOT to be about twenty-five, I got INTERESTED in the music of the time. I STARTED smokin' dope, I started drinking, I started SLOWING down and trying to find myself. I didn't WANT to work in nightclubs.

I'm gaining WEIGHT the RIGHT WAY: I'm DRINKING BEER.

I TRIED to GIVE up drugs by DRINKING.

I've made pretty MUCH EVERY mistake you can make as a young MAN, eating and drinking the WRONG things at the wrong times.