I know that I am an excellent LIVE performer. I know that I have SPENT my LIFE PAYING attention to my art form, developing my art form, worrying about my SHOW and what it is I'm bringing to people, making sure that I give them a fine trade. They get a two-hour show, sometimes a three-hour show, for a decent price.
Read MoreThere are a lot of THINGS I might be good at, such as competitive figure skating, WINDOW washing from ten stories up, and being an open HEART surgeon. I might also make an excellent Kamikaze pilot - except for the fact that I don't want to learn how to fly and have no INTEREST in taking my own life on behalf of JAPAN.
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