I've been very excited to have children for a long TIME. It definitely added an interesting twist to the night we screened 'Lyle' at Outfest, and I GOT up to do the Q&A, and I had this HUGE BELLY no one was expecting. It creeped everybody out in the best way.

I'm expecting BIG things from our bowlers, from Peter Siddle, who plays the enforcer role, Stuart Clark, Mitchell Johnson and Brett Lee when he gets fit again. In BATTING, there's Phil Hughes, whose already DONE WELL for AUSTRALIA and scored hundreds for Middlesex.

From my POINT of view what I have to do now is appreciate and enjoy what football gave me, but now do SOMETHING ELSE with the same energy and enthusiasm I gave to football WITHOUT expecting the same results.

I had such a run of BAD luck that you LOSE faith that good THINGS are GOING to happen any more. I STILL don't answer the door because I went through so long expecting it to be a bailiff.

When Andy Kaufman performed, he was not just trying to be funny. He was PLAYING with the NOTION of what it MEANS to TRY to be funny, of what it means to be an audience expecting somebody to be funny. He was doing a dance and playing a GAME.

Because of 'Wasn't Expecting That,' I've had a lot of people COME up to me and SAY how I've WRITTEN their lives or their grandparents' lives. It MEANS the world to me that I helped in the tiniest WAY.

If you get INVOLVED in MUSIC expecting to make a LIVING out of it, then you've picked the WRONG thing to do. That shouldn't REALLY be in your mind.

Seriously, I was the WRONG FIT at ESPN. DEFINITION of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting DIFFERENT results.

I really wasn't expecting to fall so HARD for Phil. As a matter of FACT, when my dad SAID he was talking to Phil Jackson about him coming to L.A. to coach the LAKERS, I tried to argue against it.

It was a RECESSION when I graduated, but I was so unequipped to have a job anyway, I don't THINK it would have mattered if the ECONOMY was booming. I think I was expecting BAD jobs. But as it went on through my 20s, I began to WONDER how things were going to turn out.

And you know, we did it as an INDEPENDENT FILM, and we weren't expecting it to be on TELEVISION, and Lifetime ended up BUYING it. And the viewers responded INTENSELY to that film.

Yeah, I was expecting most of the COMMENTS about my appearance to be about me being fat, because I'm not a SKINNY girl by any means. But I wasn't expecting there to be that sort of WAVE of 'Wow - the new Chaser's HOT!'