The OFFICIAL version of WATERGATE is as WRONG as a Flat EARTH Society pamphlet.

I've DRAWN some THINGS that have FALLEN very FLAT.

If you are going to make a CHANGE, don't go HALFWAY. Make it with CONVICTION and stick with your new idea. Ignore the scoffers. Remember, it is a law of NATURE that if SOMETHING is different you're going to be taunted, jeered, and told the world is flat. Let the doubters fall off the edge.

We LIVED in a FLAT that you could pretty much fit in my current kitchen. No wonder PEOPLE drink! I can't understand why they don't THROW themselves off the balconies.

As an architect, I learned to think and express myself on flat FORMS, on PAPER, and to IMAGINE the contour of the lines of a DESIGN.

I will DRIVE FLAT out all the TIME. I LOVE RACING.

In spring they LIE FLAT at the first WARMTH, they ruin my SUMMER and in autumn they smell of WOMEN.

When I had a side-by-side-style freezer, I KEPT everything - soup, ground meat, steaks, cooked RICE - FROZEN in FLAT packs that I filed away vertically like vinyl records.

When I was born my parents lived in a flat so SMALL that it now LEGALLY can't be rented out as a dwelling.

I remember my own life as a small boy, son of Jewish immigrants, in a janitor's FLAT on Orchard and Stanton streets on the Lower East SIDE of NEW York City. My father made PANTS and doubled as janitor of a tenement - before he made janitoring at $30 a month, plus rooms, a CAREER.

Life is given to you LIKE a FLAT piece of land and everything has to be DONE. I HOPE that when I am finished, my piece of land will be a beautiful garden, so there is a lot of WORK.

When you grow up in a council FLAT, SOMETIMES living on TOP of members of your crew, the FEELING of community is intense.

If you're PLAYING against someone, you ALWAYS want them playing flat out and at their BEST - so when you are SUCCESSFUL you know you've produced a really GOOD performance.