There's a science to ordering POTATOES. Are they skinny shoestring or big, fat STEAK fries? You just have to let your taste BUDS guide you when deciding what to eat.

I LOVE cheeseburgers; I love FRIES, CHEESE curds, the LIST GOES on.

People take SECRET PICTURES of me... it FRIES my BRAIN. I'm just a bloke, Just come and talk to me, I'd love to talk to you.

It is no small thing for an American to be able to GO into a fast-food RESTAURANT and to buy a double cheeseburger, fries, and a LARGE Coke for a price equal to less than an hour of labor at the minimum wage - INDEED, in the long sweep of history, this represents a remarkable achievement.

When I was a kid, we would GET McDonalds on CHRISTMAS Eve, and that was a big deal because the closest one to the SOUTH side of Chicago was a 35 minute DRIVE away. I remember opening the bag and smelling those fries, and even now when I SMELL them, it reminds me of Christmas Eve.

When I moved to Paris at 16, I held a dinner party in my first APARTMENT and SERVED only red wine, French fries, and mashed potatoes. UNABLE to cook, I relied on people TAKING me out.

I like to talk about my OBSESSION with FRENCH fries because I don't want people to think that 'Let's MOVE' is about complete, UTTER deprivation. It's about moderation and real-life CHANGES and ideas that really work for families.

My kids are NORMAL. If they COULD eat burgers and fries and ice cream EVERY day, they would. And so would I. But that doesn't SUSTAIN us.

I'm not the healthiest eater, but I try to watch what I EAT during the WEEK. I kind of splurge on the weekends and eat FRENCH fries and pizza.

My sisters started to cook at nine and, being one of the YOUNGEST, I wanted in on it, too, so I began at SIX on potato-peeling duty as FRENCH FRIES were my thing.

I'll TELL you one big MISCONCEPTION. Cops never say 'Freeze!' It might be misinterpreted. They might think you were, LIKE, ordering FRIES. Or that you had fleas.

I WOULD love to eat my body weight in chocolate chip COOKIES, french fries, and peanut BUTTER, but I don't. I choose not to. That's on me, just LIKE it's on me if I choose to do it.

I make sure I eat well without depriving myself of the things that I love: a cheeseburger and FRIES, creamy white-truffle pasta, bowls of ice cream. EVERYTHING in moderation, but I INDULGE at least THREE TIMES a week.

Cooking for my son is a challenge. I have to feed him right. He can't EAT FRENCH fries and CANDY EVERY day.