I THINK POMPOUS ACCENTS are INHERENTLY funnier.

Stand-up comedians say that anyone in the audience can be funny, but people paid to SEE us because we're just a little bit funnier. In the same way, I think anybody can play MUSIC - in FACT, I think everyone has music in them, but some of us can do it a little BETTER.

I think I'm a LOT funnier and goofier than people were ABLE to see on 'Dancing With the STARS.'

I do love situational COMEDY, clowning, and slapstick; I APPROACH that with a lot of respect. The goofier you are, it doesn't mean you're GOING to be funnier.

There's just NOTHING funnier or crazier than that - doing your BROADWAY debut as SPIDER-MAN in 'Spider-Man' the MUSICAL. It was, like, the last thing I COULD have ever possibly imagined happening. I mean, I would tell people I was playing Spider-Man, and people would just break out laughing because it was so ridiculous!

Even a liberal city will have a prehistoric homophobe. After a show in WASHINGTON STATE, this GUY came up to me and said, 'Your shows was a LOT funnier before you started in on your agenda.' I told him, 'Please, please keep people like you from coming to my show. I'm glad you had a bad TIME.'

Well, one of the myths early on that I THINK is one of the funnier THINGS we've DONE is airline TOILET seats. That one was about a large woman that sat down on a seat in an airline and flushed the toilet and GOT stuck on it.

The more I BECOME COMFORTABLE in my own SKIN, I THINK the funnier I become.

I love being in these ensemble COMEDY movies. I love WORKING with a BUNCH of people and coming up with, you KNOW, How can we make this moment funnier?

I only write about stuff that SORT of happens to me, and then I blow it up into a MUCH funnier VERSION.

When comics are in the room, people have a tendency to TRY to make them laugh. That doesn't really make you funnier. It MAKES you a COMIC's comic, but you aren't GOING to get a fan base doing that.

I THINK of myself as a funny GUY but nobody THINKS I'm funnier than my DAUGHTERS.

I ENJOY TAKING PEOPLE on on TWITTER, because OFTEN I'm cleverer and funnier.