No DREAM is too big. No challenge is too great. Nothing we want for our FUTURE is BEYOND our REACH.

I DEVELOPED that for a long TIME. I also developed 'Sugar Sweet Science' at NEW Line and that didn't happen. That was a boxing MOVIE. And between all that there were a couple of other things.

I can't PROVE it, but I can SAY it.

If I had been the Virgin MARY, I WOULD have SAID 'No.'

My HAIR was FAMOUS before I was.

When you have FAMILY with you, it GIVES you EXTRA ENERGY.

Canada is the ESSENCE of not being. Not ENGLISH, not AMERICAN, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour.

I was the class CLOWN in high school, but I always took it too far, so nobody liked me. I was ANNOYING. Like, I would GET a laugh and then keep GOING and keep going.

Wouldn't it be great if you could only GET AIDS by GIVING money to TELEVISION PREACHERS?

I'm too OLD-FASHIONED to USE a COMPUTER. I'm too old-fashioned to use a quill.

The LIBERALS can UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING but PEOPLE who don't understand them.

A DOOR is what a DOG is perpetually on the WRONG SIDE of.