I love the smell of shampoo on a girl's hair. You can walk past SOMEONE and be LIKE, 'Wow, you TOOK a shower this MORNING, didn't you? Because you smell LOVELY.'

I never go outside UNLESS I LOOK LIKE JOAN Crawford the MOVIE star. If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.

The first KISS I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The GIRL injected about a POUND of saliva into my MOUTH, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out.

I sit on my duff, smoke cigarettes and watch TV. I'm not exactly a poster GIRL for HEALTHY living.

I am just a GIRL CHASING her DREAMS and having an AMAZING ADVENTURE.

I'm a beer man. I TRIED to DRINK whiskey and Scotch, but I don't get it. It SMELLS like a girl who didn't SHOWER and just splashed a lot of perfume on.

Give a GIRL the right shoes, and she can CONQUER the WORLD.

If you can MAKE a GIRL LAUGH, you can make her do ANYTHING.