Some of the Christopher GUEST movies, when I'm not really like myself, when I have my hair dyed blonde or had a faux-hawk haircut. Those I like to WATCH because it takes you away from your REAL SELF.

I got my feet WET in a couple of SHOWS. I did a cameo on my favorite show, 'The Vampire Diaries.' And I GUEST starred on a show called 'Kickin' It' on Disney.

My FIRST APPEARANCE as a GUEST on The TONIGHT SHOW was in '81.

You know it's funny that none of the REGULAR late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one TALKS about it much, but it's CURIOUS that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the REASON why they don't.

You NOTICE patterns. WHITE guests often are mortified - that word again - when they learn their ANCESTORS owned slaves. But I've never had a black guest who was upset to learn about white ancestry that probably involved forced sexual relations.

Enforcement is the long overdue STEP to PROTECT our NATION from external threats in a time of war. And then once we do that, we can effectively discuss a guest WORKER PROGRAM.

My grandparents live in Cley, and my DAD now has the windmill which is a guest house. So I've spent much time up there, but a LOT of it was at school as well, and my dad was sent abroad so OFTEN as well with the ARMY.

I always wanted to be a Muppet. So when 'Sesame Street' approached me to guest star, I thought: 'I'm GOING to be on this!' It's pretty INCREDIBLE stuff.

When I was starting out, doing guest spots on TV, and EVEN commercials, I would GO in with a whole CRAZY wardrobe and some terrible accent. Obviously, I was doing too much. If you BRING too much flavor to it, it's absurd. There's something to just being SPONTANEOUS.

My appearance was always GOOD and my ability to play on the piano, especially ragtime, which was then at the HEIGHT of its vogue, MADE me a WELCOME GUEST.

I think being a guest star on an ongoing TV show can be a nightmare, and I've DONE it a LOT. You're walking into this family who's very comfortable where they are, and you have to jump on the train and be artificially comfortable. That's a very hard THING to do.

I've turned my guest HOUSE into this LITTLE studio, and we have actors COME over and do READINGS.

It's just as easy for me to be building a FENCE somewhere and scraping by on UNEMPLOYMENT in between doing a GUEST STAR spot. I've been there.

With Christopher GUEST FILMS, we have a LOT of SAY.

When you make a TV show, they always say you're a guest in someone's HOME. Online, you're a guest in someone's FACE. So that's why I try to make it sound and LOOK and feel very inviting and attractive, because I know that I'm in your face.