I never lifted a weight in my LIFE. Why am I going to do steroids? That's not going to do me any GOOD. We didn't have any weights in our clubhouse. We had one exercise bike and that was for the GUY who tweaked his hamstring. And that THING didn't even work half the TIME.

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I don't know if this is because I'm a bit too OLD, but it is TRUE that I'm GETTING insensible about romance recently. I'm very USED to being alone now, and I don't think that's not HALF bad.

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I don't know HALF of you half as WELL as I should like; and I like LESS than half of you half as well as you deserve.

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TREES are our CLOSEST relatives. What trees exhale, we inhale; what we exhale, they inhale. They are half our respiratory SYSTEM.

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I'm an owl; I'm up. I probably go to sleep during the TIME when most PEOPLE wake up. The first half of the DAY, you might not CATCH me.

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I did a Coca-Cola commercial when I was about two and a HALF years old, and then me and my FAMILY were extras in a bunch of WESTERNS. I loved dressing up and stepping into this imaginary world, and it was fun to get OUTSIDE of my tiny little town with a bunch of MOVIE weirdos.

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I worked half my life to be an OVERNIGHT SUCCESS, and STILL it took me by SURPRISE.

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I just EAT HALF portions, do CARDIO EVERY DAY.

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In HOLLYWOOD if you're good looking, tall, have OKAY teeth and nice skin, the odds of being SUCCESSFUL are great. If you're short and FAT, it's a different story. But as long as you look like a leading MAN type, half your job is done already.

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But I'm not as bad as Al Pacino - he doesn't EVEN know what month it is half the TIME when he's working.

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I am a feminist. WOMEN are discriminated against in so MANY ways, and they MAKE up half the POPULATION.

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MAKING PEOPLE uncomfortable is one of my HOBBIES. I'm ALWAYS HOPING that half the people get the joke and the other half are the joke.

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We have to GET GOVERNMENT out of the job of picking winners and losers. That's what they've been doing the last year and a half, GETTING in the way of BUSINESSES that are trying to reinvest to get our economy back on its FEET.

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I'm HALF Moroccan and half INDIAN so I have QUITE an adventurous taste in FOOD.

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The WISH for HEALING has ALWAYS been HALF of HEALTH.

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