Eric Schmidt looks INNOCENT enough, with his watercolor blue eyes and his TINY office full of toys and his Google campus stocked with volleyball courts and unlocked bikes and wheat-grass shots and cereal dispensers and Haribo Gummi Bears and heated TOILET seats and herb gardens and parking lots with cords HANGING to plug in ELECTRIC cars.
Read MoreLook, when I was working on a PROJECT at SCHOOL, I had the urge to do that well. And if I'm fixing something up at home or WHATEVER, making something, I want to do that well too. If I'm hanging a LAMP and it doesn't work, nobody can talk to me for an hour, almost. And with football I have that urge and that will to win. With all sports.
Read MoreI've been told by the BBC that if I make one more offensive remark, anywhere, at any time, I will be sacked. And even the ANGEL Gabriel would STRUGGLE to SURVIVE with that hanging over his head. It's INEVITABLE that one day, someone, somewhere will say that I've OFFENDED them, and that will be that.
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