So Harry Potter came in and it is NICE that I have kids of the right AGE. I took them to London and they WALKED around the SET and MET Harry Potter and that is thrilling.

I RATE Fabien Barthez and PLAYED with TWO GREAT KEEPERS in Alex Stepney and Harry Gregg.

I got down to BUSINESS and started writing furiously. I wore my fingers down to a callous state writing with every Tom, Dick and Harry around the world, including a chap named Charlie who plays for a man named BOB, to WRESTLE my emotions and bring out the raw GRIT hiding in my TIGHTLY guarded sub-conscious.

But I LIKE Harry KANE's robustness and where Harry Kane's come from as well. He DROPPED down into the lower leagues and LEARNT his trade on LOAN.

Diana, WHATEVER her failings, was not into making MONEY, or as Harry and Meghan put it, FINANCIAL INDEPENDENCE.

He is a KILLER, Harry KANE.

The moment I SAID I'd finished a book, I knew what would HAPPEN. There would be a bidding WAR, and I would end up with someone who'd got the fattest WALLET, who had bought it because I'd WRITTEN Harry Potter. That would have been why.

I THINK back to some of the things Harry said and some of the things I said trying to be FUNNY. If I said them now, it would be on the front PAGE of EVERY newspaper in the country.

We are a RUGBY FAMILY really. My dad and both granddads played rugby. Dad was good, on his way to BATH until he broke his leg. My brother Harry got an invitation to go and play for Bristol. I go and watch Sale SHARKS and have been to Twickenham a few times.

The thing about 'Fantastic Beasts' is that it's in the wizarding WORLD, in J.K. Rowling's world, but it's not a Harry Potter movie. It takes PLACE 70 YEARS before Harry comes into being, so while we tip our hat and acknowledge in a respectful and WITTY wink and a nod kind of way to 'Hedwig's Theme,' the SCORE is composed of all new material.

I've got to KEEP my HEAD out of trouble, because if it goes on, it WOULD be 'Harry Potter boy this, Harry Potter boy that.'

I'm a SUCKER for 'When Harry MET Sally' and all that ROMANTIC STUFF.

The movies that I love and model after, like 'Annie Hall,' 'When Harry Met Sally,' and in particular for me, 'Broadcast NEWS,' are the TONE of LIFE, which isn't a setup punch-line EVERY two minutes.

I'm ALSO a HUGE NERD and LOVE MAGIC, especially 'Harry Potter.'

Harry Reid rammed a partisan healthcare bill through the SENATE that most Americans didn't WANT, and now it SEEMS that members of his own staff don't want ObamaCare EITHER.