My IDEA of HEAVEN is being in ARIZONA, stuck up a MOUNTAIN - SOMEWHERE where there are no phones.

Every year I go to Denver, usually between June and August. I HIRE a car and head up to the Rocky MOUNTAIN National PARK, about a three-hour drive. It's my idea of heaven on earth and just talking about it puts me in a good mood.

The true OBJECT of all human life is play. EARTH is a task GARDEN; HEAVEN is a playground.

There's a Bible verse that says if you BELIEVE, you will be in the presence of the LORD in the blink of an eye. And I know Dale was a BELIEVER, and that MEANS that he saw his son and his FRIEND going to win the Daytona 500, and he was in heaven all within the blink of an eye.

I'm a CHRISTIAN guy. I BELIEVE that we're going to heaven, and I believe when Dale Jr. and I drove off from Turn 4 at Daytona, I THINK that Dale Sr. had a smile on his face.

When there are CHALLENGES like there were up to and after Daytona in 2001, you remind yourself it will one day make SENSE why EVERYTHING happens the WAY it does. You may not FIGURE it out now on this earth, but in heaven, it will all make sense.

As we read the school reports on our CHILDREN, we realize a SENSE of RELIEF that can RISE to delight that thank Heaven nobody is reporting in this FASHION on us.

If I have any BELIEFS about immortality, it is that certain DOGS I have KNOWN will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

Never having to HOOVER, cook, clean or do any TASK I don't WANT to would be heaven.

You have to GO on and be CRAZY. CRAZINESS is LIKE HEAVEN.

When I CAME to AUSTRALIA, it was LIKE HEAVEN.

I care to live only to entice PEOPLE to look at Nature's loveliness. HEAVEN knows that John the Baptist was not more EAGER to get all his fellow SINNERS into the Jordan than I to baptize all of mine in the beauty of God's mountains.

If you do not accuse each other, GOD will not accuse you. If you have no accuser you will enter heaven. What many PEOPLE call SIN is not sin; I do many things to BREAK down superstition, and I will break it down.