The WEIRDEST place I ever ACTUALLY woke up in was a villa on the beach in Mexico. It was burning hot, and there were all these crabs WALKING AROUND me. But I was feeling good, so I went with the VIBE.

A WOMAN at 20 is LIKE ICE, at 30 she is WARM and at 40 she is HOT.

Have you ever HEARD the EXPRESSION 'one HOT mess?' I think the term was custom-made for the mayor of Toronto, Rob FORD.

Young love is a FLAME; very PRETTY, often very HOT and fierce, but still only light and flickering. The love of the older and DISCIPLINED heart is as coals, deep-burning, unquenchable.

Stand-up is a weird ANIMAL. There are PEOPLE who really WANT to know what you think about things, your opinion on life. But then there are people who think you're just that beautician in 'Legally Blonde,' who doesn't have OPINIONS on anything. Or that I'm Stifler's mom and HOT for it all the time.

I thoroughly ENJOY a GOOD hot bath. That is my ULTIMATE luxury.

Life has evolved to thrive in environments that are EXTREME only by our limited human standards: in the BOILING battery acid of Yellowstone hot SPRINGS, in the cracks of permanent ice SHEETS, in the cooling waters of nuclear reactors, miles BENEATH the Earth's crust, in pure salt crystals, and inside the rocks of the dry valleys of Antarctica.

I feel LIKE I've GOT the BEST job in the WORLD. I just feel so fortunate to get paid to be a kid and play with my friends. So if it's rough or a LITTLE bit hot, you just have to deal with that.

I wear BLACK because I'm comfortable in it. But then in the summertime when it's HOT I'm comfortable in LIGHT BLUE.

I'd RATHER have a HOT DOG than caviar.

I haven't got a problem with SCRUTINY. If it GETS hot in the kitchen, don't COOK a MEAL. People should be able to criticise us - it's completely appropriate.

I'm proud of myself. I could break and go get all this plastic surgery and get my NOSE fixed and get lipo or do whatever, but I haven't CHOSEN to do that because I know I'm a GREAT person. I'm pretty damn hot, if you ASK me.

'Wet Hot American SUMMER' was sort of lowbrow genius, you KNOW? But smart in its cultish silliness. It wasn't CONSIDERED something of great cultural CALIBER. But like MANY cult pieces, it sort of became something culturally relevant, which I think is what's so wonderful about it.

If you can TAKE the HOT lead enema, then you can cast the FIRST STONE.