The PRESIDENT has KEPT all of the PROMISES he INTENDED to KEEP.

I don't like the IDEA of COMPETITION - maybe because I KEPT losing them when I was a kid. Maybe it's BETTER to be the one who loses?

I once was interviewed and got so exasperated that I SAID, 'What do you WANT, a SHOPPING LIST?' They KEPT asking, 'What's in this picture?'

My agent SAID, 'Jerry, DANCING With the STARS - they want you on there.' I said, 'Ain't no WAY. I'm not going to do that.' Then he came back to me again, and he kept putting pressure on me. I said, 'All right, I'll give it a try.'

Rage is the only quality which has KEPT me, or ANYBODY I have EVER STUDIED, writing columns for NEWSPAPERS.

For me, I met my husband when I was going FULL steam ahead of what I wanted in my career. We SORT of intersected and were like, 'Oh, hi, hello!' We were both on our WAY somewhere to SPEAK and then just kept going together.

His MOTHER should have thrown him out and KEPT the stork.

If there is only one THING in my LIFE that I am PROUD of, it's that I've never been a kept WOMAN.

We say to the British GOVERNMENT: you have KEPT those sculptures for almost TWO CENTURIES. You have cared for them as well as you could, for which we thank you. But now in the name of fairness and morality, please GIVE them back.

For YEARS I've KEPT a LIST of DREAM PROJECTS.

I've kept most of my friends for DECADES, and I CONTINUE to MAKE NEW friends.