When you're HAPPY you don't ALWAYS have to be LAUGHING, and when you're sad you don't have to be crying; SOMETIMES it's the OPPOSITE. You laugh when you're the most upset.

And we should consider EVERY day LOST on which we have not danced at LEAST once. And we should CALL every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.

One can know a MAN from his laugh, and if you LIKE a man's laugh before you know anything of him, you MAY confidently SAY that he is a good man.

People try to look for deep meanings in my work. I want to say, 'They're just cartoons, FOLKS. You laugh or you don't.' GEE, I sound shallow. But I don't react to current events or other stimuli. I don't read or watch TV to get IDEAS. My work is basically SITTING down at the DRAWING table and getting silly.

The YOUNG MAN who has not wept is a savage, and the older man who will not LAUGH is a fool.

I think I just laugh NONSTOP. I think my LAUGHTER naturally melts in when I WANT to recharge.

If I couldn't LAUGH I just would go INSANE, If we couldn't laugh we just would go insane, If we weren't all CRAZY we would go insane.

I GOT a BIG Filipino family. That's what I love about being Pinoy: we all gotta surround ourselves with family; we all gotta laugh and do things together. I love it! It's family FIRST.

We don't apologize for a joke. We are COMICS. We are here to MAKE you LAUGH. If you don't get it, then don't WATCH us.

There is NOTHING in which PEOPLE more BETRAY their CHARACTER than in what they LAUGH at.

You learn to laugh at yourself, and you also lean on comedy as a crutch to kind of take the edge off because COMEDIANS often are SELF-DEPRECATING, and they CROSS LINES that they shouldn't. STUFF like that brings a smile to my face every once in a while when needed.

I'll SAY things that are serious and put them in a joke FORM so PEOPLE can ENJOY them. We laugh to keep from crying.

I have FOND MEMORIES of CHRIS Penn, who's sadly not with us. He ALWAYS made me laugh - it was GREAT to be with him.