SEX is GOD's JOKE on HUMAN BEINGS.

Donald and I still REALLY wanted to be together, but I was fighting to keep what we had privately, and once the world gets involved in your life, LITTLE by little it breaks it down until you FORGET what it was in the FIRST PLACE.

That is my PRIORITY, that my son is HEALTHY and happy. I will do whatever I can to ensure that, and my husband is the EXACT same WAY.

Yeah, I LOVE being famous. It's ALMOST LIKE being white, y'know?

CHILDREN NEED MODELS RATHER than CRITICS.

HUMANS pull together in an odd way when they're in the wilderness. It's astonishing how few people litter and how much they help one ANOTHER. INDEED, the smartphone APP to navigate the Pacific Crest Trail, Halfmile, is a labor of love by hikers who make it available as a FREE download.

The REAL menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no TIME at all you BEGIN to sound LIKE a five-year-old.

Money makes LIFE easier but I don't WANT to be RICH, not at all.

In Britain, because I live here, I can ALSO run into problems of envy and COMPETITION. But all this is just in a day's WORK for a writer. You can't put stuff out there without someone calling you a COMPLETE fool. Oh, WELL.

I FEEL I'm two people: I have my interest in ACTING and I have a lot of other POLITICAL interests I'd like to PURSUE.

SOMETIMES we're so concerned about giving our CHILDREN what we never had growing up, we neglect to GIVE them what we did have growing up.

This is SOMETHING I LOVE to do. I've never had any other JOB. I love SINGING and entertaining.

The problem with the designated driver programme, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have FUN with it. At then END of the NIGHT DROP them off at the wrong HOUSE.

I DEFINITELY BELIEVE in PLASTIC surgery. I don't want to be an OLD hag. There's no FUN in that.

The REALLY frightening THING about MIDDLE AGE is the KNOWLEDGE that you'll grow out of it.