If you want a good life, don't SUCCEED at anything too early or too well. And don't choose a profession that attracts MONEY or ATTENTION. The MINUTE PEOPLE want to see you doing what you do, you're finished.

Everyone's supposed to stay in their lines and be neat. 'You're a RAPPER. You're supposed to rap, CARRY a boom box, wear CHAINS, and go to the club - that's all you do. What are you doing collecting art? What are you talking about? Wait a minute, you're getting out of the ZONE.' PEOPLE hate when people cross lines.

The MINUTE I STARTED doing COMEDY, the DOORS opened.

Maternal health remains a STAGGERING CHALLENGE, PARTICULARLY in the developing world. Globally, a woman DIES from complications in childbirth every MINUTE.

Around SHOWS, when we're doing REALLY strenuous stuff on my HAIR - styling with HEAT, adding things, braiding things, pinning things - I like to give my scalp and my hair a rest. We usually have a show once a week or so, so I try to deep condition with Pantene Daily 3 Minute Miracle Deep Conditioner once a week.

There's not one MINUTE of my life that hasn't been documented. How do I FEEL about that? I would feel extremely bad about not having it on camera. That's how NATURAL it is to me.

My body back at the PLAYBOY mansion was the most important thing in LIFE back then because we were in the spotlight EVERY minute. We had to look good. The girls who gained the weight, those were the girls who didn't get the work.

I think what has ALLOWED me to be successful is that I can absorb more information than most and drill down to the key business elements of that information and make FASTER DECISIONS. And of course, I truly TRY to enjoy every MINUTE of my life. I can never understand why anyone wouldn't.

In this business, the minute you start feeling COMFORTABLE about the show you're doing or the RATINGS you're GETTING, you're in BIG trouble.

It's strange. At some point in your career, the situation between yourself and the camera reverses. For a CERTAIN number of years, you court it and you need it, but ultimately, it needs you more, and it's a bit like a RELATIONSHIP. The minute that happens, it TURNS you off... and it does feel like it is TAKING something from you.

Everything is susceptible to corruption of one sort or ANOTHER - humanity is one BIG cheat - but it matters PARTICULARLY with SPORT, which ceases to be itself the minute the OUTCOME's rigged.