Perry Farrell is so GROSS, and his WIFE LOOKS LIKE a MONKEY.

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During the writing process, I TEND not to listen to too MUCH music. I obviously wear a LOT of influences on my sleeve, but if I was listening to too many records, I would turn into too much of a monkey.

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The PRESIDENT is here, STRONG and FIRM as a MONKEY's TAIL.

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A misfit LIKE me GETTING anywhere in Hollywood as I somehow have, seemed, certainly at the time of 'Spanking The Monkey,' KIND of out of REACH, or not a very realistic take.

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When I WOULD be myself, I was being big-headed. I was being egotistical. I was a megalomaniac, when it REALLY was just having not to be a MONKEY for a few hours a DAY. And FULFILLING the need to be a man.

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For me, some things, like, I just don't want to know what they are before I EAT them. Like, if you're GOING to start FEEDING me, like, sexual organs of animals, or, like, a MONKEY's brain or SOMETHING - I'll eat it. Just don't tell me what it is until after I've finished it.

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The problem is to KEEP the monkey mind from RUNNING off into all kinds of THOUGHTS.

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PEOPLE have always called me Schneider Monkey just because of my energy and mass consumption of bananas. Plus, I just love monkeys, so I thought, 'Well, I love monkeys, I love my FANS, why not put the two TOGETHER?'

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I SEEM to GO through phases with collecting stuff: VINTAGE Japanese men's magazines, coconut monkey carvings, '70s belt buckles.

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The FIRST movie I ever SAW was a blaxploitation movie. It was called 'Monkey HUSTLE.' Like I said, just listen to the NAME. That's a blaxploitation movie. It had these incredible, bigger-than-life images of people who looked like I did. Or who looked like I WANTED to look like.

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I GOT a PET MONKEY called CHARLIE Chan.

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