My NEIGHBOR has a circular driveway... he can't GET out.

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I go outside, and I'm wearing a funky T-SHIRT and my HAIR is DIRTY, and people say, 'What's wrong with her? She needs to invest in a hairbrush.'

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GIRLS GRAB me all the TIME. To me, that's REGULAR, so it's not really crazy.

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INDOOR pools just don't SEEM as inviting to me.

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LITERATURE is the art of WRITING something that will be READ twice; JOURNALISM what will be grasped at once.

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You know, one of the things I like about this WORLD, or at least I like about the WAY we're presenting this world, is these ISSUES are terribly complicated - not NEARLY as black and white as we're LED to believe.

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As far as TALENT goes, we had PRETTY much everything, and I think that's why this YEAR was so successful.

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Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is LIKE me TRYING to WASH the EMPIRE STATE Building with a bar of soap.

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There is no such thing as natural TOUCH. Touch is SOMETHING you CREATE by HITTING MILLIONS of golf balls.

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LIFE is a STORY. You and I are TELLING stories; they MAY suck, but we are telling stories. And we tell stories about the things that we want. So you go through your bank ACCOUNT, and those are things you have told stories about.

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A flower cannot BLOSSOM without SUNSHINE, and MAN cannot LIVE without LOVE.

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One of the things about EQUALITY is not just that you be TREATED equally to a MAN, but that you TREAT yourself equally to the WAY you treat a man.

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When PEOPLE are AFRAID, they MAKE EMOTIONAL DECISIONS.

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The marooned friend is one of the best-known scams, principally because it's the one that dodges the spam filter most often. It comes from someone you KNOW but often only tangentially. It's since BECOME - HANDS down - one of my FAVOURITE scams.

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There is no CHILD LEFT WITHIN me, NONE WHATSOEVER.

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