Poets are ACCEPTED in Canada as PRACTICALLY NOWHERE ELSE in the West because of their PLACE in an officially supported and popularly endorsed Canadian culture. Yet, they are still bitter and argumentative, as poets elsewhere are, because they have no audience as such, only a sanctioned role in the cultural scheme of things.

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I'm a FIGHTER now. I'm officially a mixed martial ARTIST. I'm not a WRESTLER no more.

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There's no reason why the 'Lost' alternate REALITY game had to be officially MADE by the 'Lost' production CREW.

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I never THOUGHT I WOULD do a game SHOW, but now I GUESS I'm now officially in that genre.

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I realized not long ago that by the time I leave this EARTH, no MATTER when it is I will have officially only SPENT approximately 14 years of my LIFE where I did not have to deal with cancer.

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I wanted to do screenwriting. That's what I went to SCHOOL for, but my MAJOR was overfilled, and when I got 'The Daily Show', I was a semester away from officially STARTING my major, so I never STARTED that in particular.

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Fall means that all of the Joy of Summer is officially over, and all of those HACK fall activities that people seem to PRETEND to enjoy to make themselves feel BETTER begin.

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No other Hank WILLIAMS has EVER screamed LIKE I have. I guess that's my way of officially being me.

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Now that I'm officially SIGNED with NIKE to get to RACE with the Oregon Project, it's definitely a DREAM come true.

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Destiny's Child has never broken up officially. So don't be surprised one DAY if there's a new record or a TOUR because the GROUP never officially BROKE up.

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Everything with Marvel is on a need-to-KNOW basis, so I didn't officially know until the SECOND episode I did, which I THINK was the 10th episode in the SEASON. Information is carefully guarded over there. I definitely didn't know that I was 'Deathlok.'

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