An American WORKER should not EXPECT his PAY to be cut because somebody comes to this country illegally and is WILLING to WORK for less than he or she should be paid.

When I DIE, my epitaph should read: She Paid the Bills. That's the STORY of my private LIFE.

We are ALWAYS PAID for our SUSPICION by FINDING what we SUSPECT.

There is no RULE more invariable than that we are PAID for our suspicions by FINDING what we SUSPECT.

I've PAID my dues in the CLASSICAL TRENCHES.

I do GET my pizzas PAID for by LINUX indirectly.

I have ALWAYS made an effort to render every detail of my REALITY with the GREATEST ACCURACY; but I have never paid attention to whether my presentation of historical facts was an EXACT one.

If you paid Americans a LIVING wage, they would be able to PAY for PRODUCTS made by Americans in AMERICA.

If you're GOING to be crazy, you have to GET paid for it or else you're going to be LOCKED up.

There is no way I would ever want to be PRESIDENT for a SECOND. It's much EASIER to make FUN of them on the stage and get paid for it. With all the years of me lampooning the presidents in my act, I KNOW I could never ever want that job.

No people come into POSSESSION of a culture without having PAID a heavy PRICE for it.

As a YOUNG man, I lived through the Great Depression, when BANKS failed and so many LOST their jobs and homes and went HUNGRY. I was fortunate to have a job at a canning factory that PAID 25 cents an hour.

I can't tell you the number of TIMES I was one of the FIRST people at the arenas or at TV, constantly trying to better myself. I can honestly SAY that my hard work paid off. My resilience paid off. My PERSISTENCE paid off.

I LIKE to think the PRICE I PAID by being open about my private life helped.