When government - in pursuit of good INTENTIONS - tries to rearrange the economy, legislate morality, or help special INTERESTS, the cost come in inefficiency, lack of MOTIVATION, and loss of freedom. Government should be a REFEREE, not an active player.

No DOUBT EXISTS that all WOMEN are crazy; it's only a question of DEGREE.

The DEATH of one MAN is a TRAGEDY. The death of MILLIONS is a STATISTIC.

The more MONEY an AMERICAN accumulates, the LESS INTERESTING he BECOMES.

All MEN profess honesty as LONG as they can. To believe all men honest would be FOLLY. To believe none so is SOMETHING worse.

The GOVERNMENT SOLUTION to a PROBLEM is usually as BAD as the problem.

The genius of our ruling CLASS is that it has KEPT a majority of the people from ever questioning the inequity of a system where most people drudge ALONG, paying heavy taxes for which they get NOTHING in return.

There is NOTHING in a caterpillar that TELLS you it's GOING to be a BUTTERFLY.

Few people at the beginning of the nineteenth CENTURY needed an adman to TELL them what they WANTED.

A narcissist is SOMEONE BETTER LOOKING than you are.