'The Immigrant Story,' which TOOK me about twenty-five years to WRITE, was a very simple story, but I couldn't think of how to tell it. Then twenty years after I started it, I found this one page and realized it was going to be the story. That's the only way you get it SOMETIMES.

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I'm not a big gambler ANYMORE. I LIKE to do it. I enjoy it INSTEAD of trying to make MONEY off of it, because I realized you can't make money GAMBLING.

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I've REALIZED you can USE a fork as a SPOON if you use it RAPIDLY ENOUGH.

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I ALWAYS wondered why SOMEBODY doesn't do SOMETHING about that. Then I REALIZED I was somebody.

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