A MAN's man is respectful, he's honorable, he's loyal, he's sensitive, he's STRONG, he's tough, he's well-groomed, he has a SENSE of humor - and he takes CARE of himself and his LADY.

Ad agencies do all KINDS of market research that ask people what they think they WANT, and instead, you should be creating THINGS that you want. If you do something and you get it, the rest of the world will get it, too. TRUST your own instincts, your own INTELLECT, and your own sense of humor.

Obviously, I'm going to be EMBARRASSING to the kid. There's just no way not. I just hope the kid has a really good sense of HUMOR... My husband's very serious - he doesn't find me funny at all - so I'm hoping the kid is like, 'Mom is HILARIOUS!' That'd be really GREAT.

You have to have a SENSE of HUMOR about LIFE to GET through it.

One doesn't have a SENSE of HUMOR. It has you.

Those years on the GOLF course as a caddie, boy, those PEOPLE were SOMETHING. They were vulgar, some were alcoholics, racist, they were very difficult people to deal with. A lot of them didn't have a sense of HUMOR.

I have NEVER BELIEVED MUCH in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the DARK side.

Our records, if you have a DARK SENSE of HUMOR, were FUNNY, but our records weren't about comedy. They were about PROTESTS, fantasy, confrontation and all that.

I always SAY I owe my sense of humor to 'The Muppets' because I didn't necessarily KNOW what was GOING on when I watched 'The Muppet SHOW,' and obviously, 'Sesame Street' was MADE just for me.

A SENSE of humor saves your LIFE, and being ABLE to MAKE friends wherever you go.

So once I thought of the villain with a SENSE of humor, I began to think of a name and the name "the Joker" immediately came to mind. There was the association with the Joker in the DECK of CARDS, and I probably yelled literally, 'Eureka!' because I knew I had the name and the IMAGE at the same time.

I think growing up in SANTA Fe or Northern New MEXICO in GENERAL instills a SENSE of humor in people, a sort of easygoing sense of not TAKING yourself too seriously, while still being very proud of where you come from, and that's something we all share.

It's easier to SIT there and say you don't LIKE FEMINISTS because they don't have a sense of HUMOR.

I have this HORRIBLE SENSE of humor where I think discomfort is funny - PARTLY because I experience discomfort a lot, and it's a WAY of laughing at it and getting a release.